Herein lies a record of Alison's amazing drunk!texts. I was laughing all night long.
Alison: Drunk! And full of love!
Alison: Climb says she want to kick you nose!
Lara: Say what, predictive text?
Alison: Alina! Not climb. And kiss, not kick! FUCK predictive.
Alison: Haha ness is having angry argumento about what a fish is!
Alison: OMG in massive sherlock argumbo what?
Alison: Ness and kate are arguing about Sherlock they are yellins louder than the i
Me: Yelling louder than the what?
Me: They are yelling louder than the German!?
Me: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Alison: I an having more fun than potato
Me: Are you doing this bullshit on purpose? Because I am fucking quoting you on LJ if you are.
Me: I am glad you're having fun though, Crazyface :)
Alison: Okl put his cig in the wrong way but it was mess fault
Me: I would say 'I see' but that would be a lie...
Alison: This is hit
Me: (thinking 'hit' was 'shit') Are you alright?
Alison: I had a double of unfiluted Absintie
Alison: I am more alrigu than ever
Me: Ohhhh dear