April 1st is tomorrow here. And the day after everywhere else. If you play jokes on me, I will hate you for life. I am the most gullible person in the world, I don't get sarcasm, and I fricking HATE April 1st. If you want to be original, save it for another day (or...like...don't be an ass).
DO NOT play jokes on me. I am not kidding. My nerves are shot as it is.