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26 March 2011 @ 01:22 am

This is about catpoo. Don't read if you are somehow offended by cat poo.

My cat just had poo stuck to her bum. This is not the first time this has happened to her, because she is one classy lady. But apparently to fix it this time, she felt she needed to DRAG ASS ALL OVER MY CARPET!

Ariadne, I love your squishable face and your adorable everything, but DO NOT DRAG YOUR ASS ON MY CARPET! I just scrubbed an epic, wonky poo trail six feet long, AFTER removing the offending poonugget from her fur while she gave me an evil glare for interfering with her bathing process. Yeah, sorry I didn't want you ingesting it in order to get it off yourself.

It's been a hell of a day. So now instead of calling her 'kitten' or 'chicken' (she hardly ever gets called Ariadne) I am going to call her Skidmark.

She earned it.

...my goodness this entry is disgusting. The joys of pet ownership. It's a glamorous thing, you guys.

I'll post about placement later. Too tired for life and I feel beyond ill.

Tags: ariadne and her ball of wool, disease, kitty!, lol toilet humour, omf ew, poonuggets, shit bear, shut up all of you i'm dying!, skidmark, stupid body, wtfery

Current Mood: crappy

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crappy. LOL LITERALLY :|

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shatters on March 25th, 2011 12:26 pm (UTC)

askjdjaksdadakslda ARIADNE x.x

This is when I'm glad chinnies have tiny, non-smelling, non-gooey poop you can just scoop. On the bad side, their pee is like...radioactive.

[edit] non-gooey poop you can just scoop ..........askldjasdjka wtf

Edited at 2011-03-25 12:27 pm (UTC)

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artemisofluna on March 25th, 2011 12:29 pm (UTC)

It actually didn't smell, which was good! It was just rather gross, since I have germ issues anyway!

YOU MAKE A POO RHYME! DIG IT!

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shatters on March 25th, 2011 12:39 pm (UTC)

Understandable alsjdza added to if you have a disgruntled kitty going DX stop that.

aksjdalsdla /cries lasdkls;a

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artemisofluna on March 25th, 2011 12:42 pm (UTC)

She got over it! And luckily, I find it terribly amusing now that it's all cleaned up! I basically think she's the best thing ever, pootrails and all.

:D!

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shatters on March 25th, 2011 12:48 pm (UTC)

Animals are the best thing ever. They are just *_* true love.

/LOVES YOU

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shoemoney2night on March 25th, 2011 01:34 pm (UTC)

Eeee, poo-bums are the worst. D: Alfie is a big ball of fluff (and the spitting image of Grug from behind) and occasionally he gets a poo caught in the bum-fur, too. It is so very gross. Fortunately he's never given my poo-trails, though!

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_honeyspider on March 25th, 2011 02:17 pm (UTC)

Oh my god, that Grug picture just gave me childhood flashbacks. I remember him!

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shoemoney2night on March 26th, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)

Grug was awesome!

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 01:03 am (UTC)

It was my first, and hopefully my last pootrail! She's a unique little thing...

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shoemoney2night on March 26th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)

Hee, the joys of pets. xD

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pretty_kozi on March 25th, 2011 03:41 pm (UTC)

Oh the joys of cat parenthood. I honestly enjoyed this entry because I laughed and can totally sympathize.

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 01:03 am (UTC)

I am glad you laughed, I did too :D

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pretty_kozi on March 28th, 2011 04:57 am (UTC)

The things that our pets do to keep us entertained and grossed out at the same time.

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(Anonymous) on March 25th, 2011 06:37 pm (UTC)

This comes at an appropriate time, because at this very moment Olympus has a turd caught in his bumfur, and mum and I have to get around to giving him a bath to clean it all off.

And LOL Skidmark. ♥

I've never known a cat to drag, oddly enough. xD Much less six feet.

Also, that icon is truly perfect for the content of this entry. I like to imagine that that's everyone's face when they find poo skidmarks, regardless of their origin or size.

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 01:05 am (UTC)
LJ, you lying bitch.

Bumfur is such a hassle! She's a medium-hair cat but her bumfluff is apparently problematic!

:D!

I have never seen it either! It was in circles all over my room. Little brat.

Pretty much!

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nyas_lair on March 25th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC)

LOL oh Kitties <3

Get well soon!

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)

She's pleased with herself, I think!

Thank you!

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hysteria74 on March 25th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)

awww cats dontyajustlove'em???? Mine has taken to pooing in one corner of my living room, as he can't quite get his head around his new human toilet based toilet training. I am going to have to come up with a stratergy of some sort... grrrr.....

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 01:07 am (UTC)

Oh MAN! Ariadne hasn't ever gone anywhere other than her litterbox, which is quite grand of her, really! My cat Bella used to poo everywhere.

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ajat on March 26th, 2011 02:25 am (UTC)

Uh oh, poo. You poor things :( She was not careful in the litterbox, yes ?

'Skidmark' sounds fantastic :D :D

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 02:29 am (UTC)

Apparently not!

:D!

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onehoureternity on March 26th, 2011 03:40 am (UTC)

I laughed, because Merlin had his own litterbox adventure the other day-the first time since I've had him where he didn't use it. SO GROSS. CUE EPIC HANDWASHING.

Oh kitties. Be glad you're so cute.

And Skidmark is a great name. XD

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 04:32 am (UTC)

Augh, yessss.

They should be!

:D

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oldtincan on March 26th, 2011 06:13 am (UTC)

This made me laugh, and therefore made my day. Thankyou ^_^
Alternatively, gross.

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artemisofluna on March 26th, 2011 07:09 am (UTC)

Excellent!

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tirunideth on March 27th, 2011 03:52 am (UTC)

I don't know why, but this post just made me crack up laughing for 5 minutes. Thank-you for that pick me up.

It sucks that she left poo-trails, but the way your wrote it is hilarious.

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artemisofluna on March 27th, 2011 09:36 am (UTC)

I am glad to provide, lovely!

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