Leah: "Alison, do you know what's about to happen? We're about to watch Aiden Turner have sex! That'll make everything better."
Alison: "I did a really gross burp earlier and I almost threw up."
Leah: "...I liked my story better."
And then we watched Shawshank Redemption and Alison had never seen it before. She is currently bawling on her chair. She said, "I am going to bottle my tears and send them to Stephen King!"
I might have laughed very hard about that. She is amazing.