If you're saying LOLWHUT now, just wait.
So we went to a POOL or something and we were talking by the side of it and I guess I was trying to be sexy so I reached over to pull his glasses off and he screamed and covered his eyes so quickly I gave them back and he explained that when he was a kid, he had this toy that made everything brighter and, being a kid, he thought it would be a GREAT idea to wear them in a solarium and it burned his retinas so now he has to wear special glasses that make it darker. Yeah.
AND THEN I SAID (god, dream me is embarrassing) "But, like...in The Holiday, I read on IMDB that to make your eyes so shiny, they shined lights right into them while filming. And Cameron Diaz had like 4 lights and you had two. Didn't that hurt because you didn't have glasses on the whole movie. OH is that why you wore them for part of it!?" (*headdesk*) And he was like "Yes! And then for the rest I had special contacts in!"
And then he had to go check out of the hotel and so I went to a Halloween party to wait for the date because APPARENTLY the poolside where I burned his retinas wasn't the real date (Phew?!) and then my date changed from Jude Law to Ben. From Darker London. Who is Neil Gaiman. No really, thatoldgeek so I was kind of glad I woke up before the date happened.
My dreams are so weird.