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09 November 2009 @ 01:24 pm
Don't you judge me and my needs....  
There's a man at the cafe downstairs who has a rather unique accent. He's incredibly cheerful and always friendly, but most of the time I can't understand him and that makes me really nervous. Social situations, you know... He's from an Eastern European country...you know, previously part of the USSR but not Russia. I do not know which part and if he told me I think I would have a hard time understanding what he meant, which makes me feel bad because he's so lovely!

Anyway, apparently last week Joanne asked for a coke and he asked, in his loud and jolly voice, "DO YOU WANT A BIG COCK OR A SMALL COCK?!" because apparently in his accent Coke=cock. Now I wasn't there last week, and I had never experienced this because I drink Pepsi.

Until today.

Me: "I'd like a Pepsi Max, please."

He wandered away to search the fridge and he came back. "No Pepsi. 'sall gone! You want a cock!? 'snice cock! You know you want a cock!"

Me: ".... nothanks"

Turns out there was Pepsi Max anyway, he was just looking in the wrong fridge. Still, the entire cafe heard this and died laughing. Me? I just died.

EDIT: And a student just sent in an email that said

"Dear Lisa,

sorry for my stupid."


AWESOME.
 
 
Current Mood: gigglygiggly
 
 
 
butterballs on November 9th, 2009 03:51 am (UTC)
'Sorry for my stupid' = awesome :P
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: BSG~Oh you silly Dr Baltarartemisofluna on November 9th, 2009 04:34 am (UTC)
We just got another one saying "Hi I just completed my ass degree" which I love too! Sorry for my stupid is still better!
Raenphfa on November 9th, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
Hahahaha, ass degree. I know a few people who have one of those -_-
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘artemisofluna on November 9th, 2009 09:15 am (UTC)
I have one in German, so I can have the uber roadrage!

"DO YOU WANT A COCK?! ISSA NICE COCK, ALISON! I HAVE A BIG COCK AND A SMALL COCK, ALISON! WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT?!"

OMFG I am so funny.
Raenphfa on November 9th, 2009 09:18 am (UTC)
Yay I can't wait till you swear at people here!

DO YOU HAVE ANY NICE MEDIUM SIZED COCKS? I DON'T WANT TO OVERDO IT!
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘artemisofluna on November 9th, 2009 09:19 am (UTC)
AHHAH that is a weird thing to be excited about it, but I totally get it :D

I WILL HAVE TO LOOK IN THE FRIDGE WHERE I KEEP THEM!
Raenphfa on November 9th, 2009 09:23 am (UTC)
OOOooooOOO. COLD COCKS!
Circe: Carnivale: Home is a sadness not a place_honeyspider on November 9th, 2009 10:01 am (UTC)
ICY ICY COCKS!
Deirdre Ionúin Gallagher: Amidst the Shorelinedeirdre_ionuin on November 9th, 2009 10:19 am (UTC)
OMG Did I tell you about our 'gang'? Of which I was the Cockmaster? And the symbol?
Circe_honeyspider on November 9th, 2009 10:27 am (UTC)
Yes!
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Amanda Palmer~So Simpleartemisofluna on November 9th, 2009 10:51 am (UTC)
He must have been trying to covertly tell me he accepts me as the cockmaster!! Clearly!
Circe: Misfits: You're gonna get a slap_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:41 am (UTC)
Hello, Past!Circe! How do you fare?
Circe: -- Night falls like people into love_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:41 am (UTC)
Great! What's your icon of?
Circe: SPN: Ava = River?_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:42 am (UTC)
Oh, that's Misfits! You're going to love it in about a year!
Circe: SFU: Be there as the world falls down_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:43 am (UTC)
Oh, I've heard of that. I don't think I'd like it :/
Circe: Tab: Confess me_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:43 am (UTC)
This is why you're a FOOL, Past!Circe!
Circe_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:43 am (UTC)
... is that a Legend of the Seeker icon?
Circe: JWW: To tame your wild wild heart_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:44 am (UTC)
Dude, shut up.
Daisytreacleangel on November 9th, 2009 10:26 am (UTC)
*dies of laffter*

We have cock in the fridge here. I guess you will put pepsi in there when you are over ^_^

I wish more people apologised for their stupid.
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: SPN~Boys will be boysartemisofluna on November 9th, 2009 10:52 am (UTC)
I love Pepsi!! Oh yes!

So do I. That's certainly a first, right there!
Chelsea: OH NOEZanomalous_data on February 18th, 2011 06:15 am (UTC)
SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS

THAT COCK WOULD BE MUCH BETTER THAN A PEPSI

MORE REFRESHING
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Boosh~Noel and his gloryartemisofluna on February 18th, 2011 07:22 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHHAHHA BUT I AM A PEPSBIAN!
Chelsea: Hee!anomalous_data on February 18th, 2011 07:24 am (UTC)
YOU JUST HAVEN'T FOUND THE RIGHT COCK.

...LIKE MINE :D /creeper
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: FS~Patrick has PRIDE!artemisofluna on February 18th, 2011 07:39 am (UTC)
Awwww, I do love you :D
Chelsea: <3anomalous_data on February 18th, 2011 08:12 am (UTC)
My creeper skills, they are top notch XD
Circe: Labyrinth: Between dream and illusion_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 07:41 am (UTC)
IT'S AN OLDEN DAYS PARTY IN HERE, YOU GUYS! I CAN SEE THE ME OF THE PAST ABOVE US! IT'S A TIME PARADOX UP IN HERE!
Chelseaanomalous_data on February 18th, 2011 08:12 am (UTC)
YOU CAN'T TOUCH THE YOU OF THE PAST OR YOU'LL BOTH VANISH! D:
Circe_honeyspider on February 18th, 2011 08:17 am (UTC)
Can I touch the me of the present? Because if not... we all might be in a lot of trouble.