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Most of you will never understand, but this is too funny to not post

Circe says: i wanted to work out a hilarious way that we could have jillian find out she's pregnant on the newlywed assignment and then for some crazy reason Peter having to pretend it was actually his after he got home to his family. for the angry implausible lols

Lara says: *SNORT* That would make me LOL forever!

Circe says: i know! but how the HELL would be orcestrate that??

Lara says: I HAVE NO IDEA

Circe says: but just imagine how PISSED OFF everyone would be hahahaha

Lara says: Yeeaaahhhh. Stephie would disown him

Alison says: UH HUH

Circe says: and peter's all "...yes, it's totally my baby... whoops. super sperm and stuff... *whistles and ducks things*"

Alison says: FUCKING KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, PETER

Lara says: And he would suddenly be divorced and even his little lovebunny Svetlana wouldn't be okay with that!

Alison says: poor peter!

Circe says: well, it would only be a temporary babydaddy, i'm sure. until the... whatever silly reasoning was over

Lara says: "NO, YOU SEE. She...STOLE MY SPERM FROM UHM....A NOCTURNAL EMISSION AND...fuck."

Circe says: hahahaha

Circe says: "WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AND MY SPERM IS ALL POWERFUL! it's not my fault! it crept up her leg while we slept!"

Alison says: D:

Circe says: it's Peter Sperm. it can impregnate anything. i bet it could even knock up Scarlett... and Valentin! except for Valentin being a boy BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT OBSTABLE EITHER!

Alison says: even Thomas! James's real mother is actually PETER

Circe says: mother_peter!

Lara says: I AM DYING AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA

Alison says: YES D'S ICON SAID IT MUST BE TRUE

Circe says: they should open a sperm bank wing at the hospital! just for Peter!