Lara says: *SNORT* That would make me LOL forever!
Circe says: i know! but how the HELL would be orcestrate that??
Lara says: I HAVE NO IDEA
Circe says: but just imagine how PISSED OFF everyone would be hahahaha
Lara says: Yeeaaahhhh. Stephie would disown him
Alison says: UH HUH
Circe says: and peter's all "...yes, it's totally my baby... whoops. super sperm and stuff... *whistles and ducks things*"
Alison says: FUCKING KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS, PETER
Lara says: And he would suddenly be divorced and even his little lovebunny Svetlana wouldn't be okay with that!
Alison says: poor peter!
Circe says: well, it would only be a temporary babydaddy, i'm sure. until the... whatever silly reasoning was over
Lara says: "NO, YOU SEE. She...STOLE MY SPERM FROM UHM....A NOCTURNAL EMISSION AND...fuck."
Circe says: hahahaha
Circe says: "WE SLEPT IN THE SAME BED AND MY SPERM IS ALL POWERFUL! it's not my fault! it crept up her leg while we slept!"
Alison says: D:
Circe says: it's Peter Sperm. it can impregnate anything. i bet it could even knock up Scarlett... and Valentin! except for Valentin being a boy BUT THAT'S PROBABLY NOT OBSTABLE EITHER!
Alison says: even Thomas! James's real mother is actually PETER
Circe says: mother_peter!
Lara says: I AM DYING AHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA
Alison says: YES D'S ICON SAID IT MUST BE TRUE
Circe says: they should open a sperm bank wing at the hospital! just for Peter!