Me: "Haha! I love that my Asthma Foundation trainer's name was Rimmer. Rimmer, like Red Dwarf!" *knocks fork over and utters 'cocksucker' under breath*
Lauren: "What was his surname?"
Me: "Rimmer was his cocksucker."
Lauren: "..."
Me: "..."

And now I can't breathe from laugh and my eyes are streaming.