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01 April 2008 @ 07:11 pm
When inanimate objects take control...  
Dear Bra,

When I said I hated April Fool's Day and that no one was allowed to prank me, that included you. Unhooking yourself while I am on the train is both rude and uncalled for. Even if the little teenaged hornytoad next to me didn't think so when I tried to put you back together again. (And especially not when I failed.) I am no longer fond of you. I should give you to a porn star and you'll spend your days holding up fake boobies and being considered as merely 'in the way' instead of 'useful holder upper'. See how you like that.

Not Laughing,

Lara

(Okay, I'm laughing a little... ;) )
 
 
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Circe: Buffy: Grrr!_honeyspider on April 1st, 2008 08:24 am (UTC)
Hahaha! Magical!
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘artemisofluna on April 1st, 2008 08:28 am (UTC)
Not magical for funsies.
Raen: Buzzcocks -Trumpets and drugsphfa on April 1st, 2008 11:03 am (UTC)
HAHAHA I HATE it when that happens. Did it to me in maths class once in high school, thought I might die.
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Black Books WTFartemisofluna on April 1st, 2008 11:24 am (UTC)
OMG...

This wasn't even the back, it was the STRAP (they're detatchable, but the bra doesn't stay UP when they are detatched). I mean...okay HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? I do not understand...
Sena Flash: ariel ~ bad hair daymoment_of_sen on April 1st, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
My bra's done that to me! it's a pain in the ass! Especially when you work in a deli and you're trying to sell shaved ham and not have a bra strap dangle out your sleeve, and then you have to duck into the cooler to try and fix it... >.
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘artemisofluna on April 1st, 2008 12:10 pm (UTC)
I WISH I HAD A COOLER!! But yes, it was in my sleeve and I was like "what the hell IS tha...oh. BUGGER!"
Sena Flash: hot fuzz ~ pen's runnin outmoment_of_sen on April 1st, 2008 12:14 pm (UTC)
My convertable bra is luckily good enough to stay up without the strap. It's sometimes easier to just take the strap off and put it in your pocket. My regular bra has been worn too much tho, and the straps fall down all the time, which isn't so great cos you look a bit weird reaching into your teeshirt or swinging your shoulders all the time, heh.
I am vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong...w3ndz on April 1st, 2008 12:22 pm (UTC)
wow....awkward...lolz...u poor thing...eww to freaky hornytoad teen next 2 u...
Arklanarklan on April 1st, 2008 08:47 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

*ahem* that's slightly humorous. :D