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13 September 2005 @ 04:14 pm
Have you ever been scared by a pigeon. I have. Oh I have.  
This morning, I am walking to my car. I am minding my OWN BUSINESS and all of a sudden this pigeon SHOOTS in front of me cooing bloody murder. I call him Heart Attack Pigeon now, because of what he did. He was calmly sitting there, I was walking, nobody was giving anybody any heart attacks. And then he decides that I am somehow a threat EVEN though I don't SEE him, so he jumps out, flies reallyfast about a foot in front of me going "COO COOOOOOO COOOOOOOO" which caused me to jump a foot and a half, and scream myself. My screams intermingled with the coos, and that is my story of Heart Attack Pigeon.

I can now relate to several episodes of Friends. That is somehow scarier than the pigeon itself.

~Lara~
 
 
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redragejamie on September 13th, 2005 06:26 am (UTC)
lol... a good argument for bird control units or laws...

and yeah, I can imagine how being able to relate to friends episodes could be scary...

maybe you should go out and eat at a restaurant and eat fowl in retribution or something.
Arklanarklan on September 13th, 2005 06:28 am (UTC)
...right.
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Christopher Walken Crazyartemisofluna on September 13th, 2005 09:34 am (UTC)
I am hilarious and you know it ;)
Arklanarklan on September 13th, 2005 07:59 pm (UTC)
while this is true, there is no reason that you cant be perfectly bloody whacko and hilarious at the same time.
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Nico cutepsychoartemisofluna on September 13th, 2005 10:40 pm (UTC)
Indeed, I am both! :D
The Fyfesurdreal on September 13th, 2005 08:09 am (UTC)
Deamon Pidgeon!!

or should I say Deamon Heart Attack Pidgeon...
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Willy Wonka Huh? Johnny Deppartemisofluna on September 13th, 2005 09:35 am (UTC)
YES! And tonight, Demon Heart Attack Pigeon was eating Jedi's foooooood!
~ danika jaidyn ~persephone_20 on September 13th, 2005 11:28 am (UTC)
Hey, at least this pidgeon swooped neither one of you! I tell you, it's the magpies one has to watch out for!!!
Künstliches Mädchen | ☘Lara Kelley Gallagher☘: Christopher Walken~Baconartemisofluna on September 13th, 2005 10:41 pm (UTC)
So true!! And for that I am glad. Otherwise It'd be Demon Swooping Heart Attack Pigeon of Death and Head Wounds!! :O
~ danika jaidyn ~persephone_20 on September 13th, 2005 11:46 pm (UTC)
*points* Like mine for example!
I am vindicated, I am selfish, I am wrong...w3ndz on September 24th, 2005 04:41 am (UTC)
lmao! hehehe....funny/crazy pigeon...

My screams intermingled with the coos, and that is my story of Heart Attack Pigeon.
hehehehe...*sighz*...don't every stop posting Lara....I love reading ur posts/stories even though I don't comment all the time :)