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About Me [Friday, July 27th, 2012 @ 8:08pm]
[ mood | loved ]

My name is Lara. I love Joy Division. I was born in Seattle, Washington, grew up in Kalispell, Montana (AKA HELL) and then moved to Melbourne Australia. I studied half a Bachelor of Fine Arts~Theatre Studies in University before switching to German so I could study abroad in Vienna. Hence, I have studied English, German and Latin at a University level.

I'll add anyone to my f-list if they ask, so feel free. I spend most of my time writing, talking about writing, or thinking about writing while watching Most Haunted or something Hugh Jackman or Dylan Moran related. Or singing. I love singing, and I'm actually good, which tends to help!

I have reactive hypoglycemia which means I feel sick pretty much 24/7. If you don't know what it is, look it up. But it can make me irritable and completely unaware of it, so if I'm being a bitch, I probably don't even KNOW. Just tell me to eat a sandwich.

I also have anxiety disorders up the yinyang, which I'll talk about if you ask me. I'm pretty damn open with everything, though it tends to make people go "....wish I hadn't asked" and because I'm a freak I don't know how to censor myself. So I'll just blurt it out. Sometimes I rant about it, sometimes I don't. But don't be surprised if I make excuses not to see you. It's not you. It's me.

If you can handle it, then on with the show.

Twitter
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Dragoncave Scroll!
Dreamwidth
List of Things Lara Doesn't Hold With
And this is me taking pictures of myself in my bathroom Please note, I know I look like a wanker. I was mocking genre conventions. Yep. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.
♣ Email~senator_leia_organa_solo@yahoo.com (for realsies...)
Character List
♣ And the ever important Darker London

AND if you want to read my fiction, here's an index below which is sadly out of date HOORAY! )

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Things Lara Doesn't Hold With (E-Version) [Sunday, September 4th, 2011 @ 8:18am]
[ mood | satisfied ]

It's my own little piece of the LFOD, right here on the interwebs!

Don't Tread on Me! )

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In which I hardly discuss the movie at all, wonder of wonders.... [Saturday, November 21st, 2009 @ 5:01pm]
[ mood | predatory ]

I JUST Slept for fourteen HOURS. Yeah. Think I needed that. Anyway, on to the real nitty gritty of this post. New Moon (Sorry, Liv! But to answer your Facebook question, YES I am ashamed.)

I went to see it last night, because I figured why not? Lewi was going out clubbing and movie theatres are cool. Meaning temperature-wise. I don't usually dig a room with sticky floors and frick-tonnes of people. Anyway, I went to a 5:45 session, AKA the LOSERS session. I expected it to be slightly less crowded because...you know...losers. It was not. Now, usually if I arrive before the doors open, I station myself right by the doors so I can get it right away. YES even if it's allocated seating. That's just how I roll, mate. I'm a pushy person, and it annoys me that the usual rate of heading into a theatre is a slow, bovine-like lumber. Ask Clare, who witnessed me telling her to 'just push through!' the crowd of very British people on the Thames river boat, while she looked at me like I had two heads. But dude, I'm American and even I won't go up against a bunch of rampant Twi-hards. I'd have been trampled.

It took the theatre staff roughly until 10 minutes after the ticketed showtime to clean the theatre, and I was praying for their safety as several people decided they were sick of waiting and just barged in. They were promptly thrown back out having hissy fits and saying things like "EDWARD WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!" A weird girl sidled up to me and looked me up and down and we had this ENLIGHTENING conversation:

Her: I'm really looking forward to this.
Me: Oh?
Her: Yeah. Ever since I saw the first movie.
Me: Hmmm.
Her: I never read it. I don't like novels. I read like two lines and then I'm like 'screw this'.
Me: It's not so much a novel as a 'dear diary' moment that goes on for 12,000 pages too long...
Her: ..... Edward's hot. I like your cup.

(Here is where I admit that I bought the 'New Moon Combo' to get the plastic cup with RPattz's face for Jen! Sorry, you have to deal with Kristen and whateverhisnameisdogboy too... But GOODNESS I am so thoughtful!)

Me: Okay.
Her: So yeah, I think it'll be really good.
Me: Mmmm.

And then her friend came to join her and she pointed at me and went "Look, she got the combo with the cup. Haha, freak." And I just refrained from calling her an illiterate, moronic waste of oxygen. Because no one wants to waste a good insult on someone who will go ".....Edward's hot."

We finally were let in to the theatre and we were blessed with hecklers. Normally those are the people I (the pushy American) would shout at to SHUT UP! But they were hilarious. There was an ad that basically insisted that if you wanted to be like Edward you had to drive a Volvo. Sorry, Lewi. And then the hecklers commenced booing every time you saw Edward, and cheering for Jacob. Awesome. Best lines though?:

Bella: "Edward! I'm coming!"
Edward: "No! I don't want you to come!"

Whomever wrote the screenplay? Standing ovation. You basically explained the plot of the first three and a half novels in two lines so utterly perfectly that no one could have done it better.

And the award for best actor goes to RPattz's painted on abs. Brilliant.

Oh, how was the movie? It was alright. I think Kristen Stewart cracked a smile. But only one, after all, she is Bella Swan.

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Australia officially hates me [Thursday, November 19th, 2009 @ 8:24pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

I am back in Australia and once again I cannot breathe. Had an attack LITERALLY the second I stepped off the plane. I didn't have a SINGLE problem in Christchurch if you don't count the attack triggered by the Twigging Smoking Girl and that doesn't count because it could have happened anywhere. SO. Clearly Australia is like "Okay, go away now." :P.

And now I paraphrase rip Circe off directly (Thanks, Cath!) We had Mexican Cafe times, showed her the entirely of The Mighty Boosh, lay in the Gardens and dozed in the sun, shopped for sensible grown up house things, jumped all over beds that didn't belong to us, consumed our weight in popcorn, and failed to find a coffee maker that suited our requirements.

Indeed we did. Indeed we did. I put one of the beds on lay by, which made me feel all grown up GO ME. And that nap in the sun was a delicious three-way snuggle of wonder. Which made tourists gape.

:D

And now I am roasting in the stupid heat and pining for my girlies of LOVE!

"BRANDONNNNN!! WHYYYYYY!?!?!"

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I use my Flynn icon with the belief that I can be strong because he is... [Friday, November 13th, 2009 @ 8:21am]
[ mood | intimidated ]

Leaving for NZ in a few hours *SQUEE* though at the moment all I have is the icky feeling in my stomach I get every time I fly because I hate it. I've done it so much recently I'm usually okay with it once I'm ON the plane, it's just the lead up to it that makes me feel ill.

BUT at the end of it there will be lovely people and THEN a terrifying, soul-quaking interview, and then more lovely people. So worth it.

Here goes nothing.

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This post......is all about ME! *dances* [Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009 @ 2:02pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

I just looked at my friend Daniel's photos of London and I totally sobbed into my Pepsi Max (I'm sure that's the non-drinker's version of sobbing into a light beer ;)) and I WANT TO GO BACK, DANGIT! NOW!

I'm sure I'll sob over Clare's Vienna photos too ;) SO JEALOUS, ALL OF YOU! I live in one of the awesomest places on the planet (thanks very much) but the damn grass is always greener, isn't it? Specifically since YOU ALL CAN WATER YOURS ;)

:P~~~~~~~~

PS, I just sneezed so loud I think the neighbors are wondering who died. I'm really quite impressive.

PPS AND if anyone wanted to know what the title is about... HERE. DYLAN'S GENIUS! About alcohol, which I do not drink!



That little DANCE he does *squeals* "Have MY bed!" No...really...

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I mock you with my monkey-pants! [Friday, October 30th, 2009 @ 8:39pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

I organised a sweep at work for the Melbourne Cup (early because a lot of people are taking Monday off) and we were drawing horse names today. Cassie pulled a name out of the Mickey Mouse hat and she laughed and yelled "HAH! Think Monkey!"

I sighed and said, "honey, that says 'Think Money'."

Her reply, a rather crestfallen: "...Oh. That's not as funny." Which is true! Still, I was very amused. And then I walked across the busy city street to the campus to let the student centre peeps draw names. Carrying the Mickey Mouse hat. I got SO many strange looks and I just waved :D

Oh, and today our house WASN'T attacked by a wayward swarm of crazy flying ant-things!

Some days are just made of awesome.

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You know things are bad when figments of your imagination steal your candy [Friday, October 30th, 2009 @ 5:11pm]
[ mood | amused ]

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
artemisofluna goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Superman.
_honeyspider tricks you! You get a clothespin.
armageddonriver tricks you! You get a scratched CD.
athenarising gives you 7 brown lemon-flavoured gummy worms.
darclady gives you 1 red-orange tropical-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
father_peter tricks you! You lose 5 pieces of candy!
moment_of_sen gives you 10 light orange lemon-flavoured gummy bats.
phfa gives you 1 dark green blueberry-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.
potatoeangel tricks you! You lose 2 pieces of candy!
roselet gives you 9 dark blue blueberry-flavoured nuggets.
sancta_terra gives you 17 light green apple-flavoured pieces of chewing gum.
artemisofluna ends up with 38 pieces of candy, a clothespin, and a scratched CD.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


Peter, you jerk!! (Apparently I selected too may people because I didn't get everyone I selected. Humph!
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Maybe Billie Jean is MY lover, you don't know! [Thursday, October 29th, 2009 @ 10:46pm]
[ mood | touched ]

YOU KNOW WHAT I LOVE!?

THE MOVIE THIS IS IT

Oh my god, it was awesome. The SONGS and the DANCES and the singers and musicians and Michael and oh oh oh it was amazing.

"Michael, please hold on to the railing." Michael: *silly look* Me: *DIES*

Yes. That is about it. Everyone was SO silent when anything was happening. And they CLAPPED at the end. For you non-Aussies out there, Australian audiences in movie theatres are not generally very receptive unless it's a special event (Star Wars opening with the Skyforce peeps)... I have gone to several comedies and been one of the only ones laughing because I'm American and that's what you do. They CLAPPED and cheered at the end and these three guys jumped up to give a tearful standing ovation which was too cute. And now I feel all warm and fuzzy inside despite the swarm of invading, flying ants I came home to :D

:D!

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It's about Dylan, who is surprised...? [Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 9:37pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

*SQUEALS*

Dylan's new DVD is out on the 23rd of November!

And in case you don't have his other stand up DVDs and want all three (DOOOO ITTTT) http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dylan-Moran-Triple-Distilled-DVD/dp/B002L7O7T0/ref=sr_1_11?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1256379289&sr=1-11

I want to get that for my brother for Christmas if he'll tell me his stupid address. Silly Boy.

ANYWAY YAY! I loved What it is. He just gets brillianter and brillianter :D

I remember when he was all I ever talked about on LJ.... Wow.

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My world is made up of powder but not cocaine, you freaks. [Tuesday, October 27th, 2009 @ 8:26am]
[ mood | calm ]

I totally bought this chai powder from the shop and it rocks my world, m'kay?

Also new powder inhaler seems to be somewhat more effective now. Meaning I have enough oxygen to SPEAK which is INCREDIBLE, RIGHT?! :| So maybe it just needed a little while to get it's act together or whatever. It's still not perfect :P~~~ but here's hoping.

Oh, chaaaiiiiii.... If only I had a machine with which to froth my milk. My inner barista is screaming for attention :D

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Yeah well, David would wouldn't he? He's American. Thinks he can do anything. [Saturday, October 24th, 2009 @ 3:31pm]
[ mood | amused ]

David Schwimmer, Dylan Moran and Simon Pegg all answering hilarious questions.



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Why o' why are my genetics such a BITCH?! [Thursday, October 22nd, 2009 @ 2:19pm]
[ mood | tired ]

The problem with LJ: we all think we are so close, but really, we know nothing about each other. So I want you to ask me something you think you should know about me. Something that should be obvious, but you have no idea about. Ask away.

Then post this in your LJ and find out what people don't know about you.


Fun!

Also? Last night? I hurt my neck trying to breathe! Stupid asthma. Now I can't turn my head left. :| So I went to the doctor AGAIN for the third time in a freakin month to get my lungs sorted out. And they tell me "Oh, yeah, the inhalers you have been on would have opened your airways, sure, but they wouldn't have reduced any mucus in your lungs. Which is why you would feel better for a while and then worse again. So here, let's prescribe you with an inhaler that will do both.

WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! I feel better now, but if I get worse in two weeks again I am going to CRACK IT AND HAVE A HISSY FIT THE SIZE OF EUROPE :D I spent the entire night awake, struggling to breathe. Blah cubed.

But I did get a free swine flu vaccination because I am in the risk factor group meaning if I did get it, I could suffer from complications. YAY free things! And since injections are like...one of the few things people are normally afraid of that I do NOT fear, this pleased me. Because I am strange.

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This isn't a really REAL rant...hi, my name is Lara and I write Urban FANTASY [Monday, October 19th, 2009 @ 8:05pm]
[ mood | productive ]

Today on Facebook, someone who shall remain nameless pointed out that my fiction is strange to them. She was complimenting it, but said the 'Antichrist stuff seems a little weird'.

Thank you. Thank you for pointing out the obvious and yet still completely missing the point.

It's supposed to be absurd!

My Peter Kemp is a complete dork. Heroic in an unheroic way, yes. Amazingly gifted at saving people from themselves? Yes. Incredibly intelligent and resourceful, yes. The Antichrist? No. He is a man who knows about eleven languages and spends most of his time reading ancient tomes. He first kissed a girl when he was twenty-four. The fact that a group of religious nutcases think he is the Antichrist because they saw him survive through his head being chopped off is absurd! It's meant to point out that, when faced with something people don't understand, they will jump to whatever conclusions happen to fit in their little construct of the world. These cultists (sure, in the basest sense, they're Catholic but they're also INSANE, keep that in mind) saw something they didn't understand because they don't know about immortality, and they attributed Peter with a role he does not fit into.

The Templar are akin to those nutcases who try to force their beliefs on others and say things like "GOD TALKED TO ME THROUGH MY TICKLE ME ELMO! HE SAID AHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHEHEHEHHHOHOHOOHOHAHHAHHHEHEHEHHHOHOHOOO" and you back away slowly. Except the Templar happen to be armed with lovely inquisitorial tactics to get across their beliefs. It's hard to say "no, you're insane" when you're hanging from a rack. That's why the Catholics (for one) used to DO IT. The idea of Peter being the Antichrist is supposed to feel like a false note, because it is. Peter is the victim of a group of religious fanatics. Not religion, not Catholicism. Fanaticism. The people I believe to be the most dangerous in our world, and they can be any religion, creed, order...anything. I just happen to write mine as an offshoot of insane Catholics because Peter was a priest before he left the clergy. IT IS IN NO WAY AT ATTACK ON THE CATHOLIC CHURCH OR RELIGION ITSELF.

Might I also add it's urban fantasy. There are supposed to be fantastical things in there. Demons, vampires, werewolves, whatever. The Antichrist, however, does not happen to be included. Like in Buffy, these beings are metaphors and symbols for something else. Peter would like to state for the record, that he's just a man who is suffering for other people's beliefs. Something that happens far too often. My writing (at least the Templar story arcs) are symbolic of that on purpose. And the only way I can express my displeasure about that, is with my fiction. So if you don't get it, don't read it.

Seriously though, if I ever were to publish this stuff and the Pope banned it, I'd be one happy chippy. :D "BAN ME, YOUR POPEYNESS! For I wish to be a best seller KTHXBAI!"

EDIT: If you want to read what I'm ranting about, the link is here http://community.livejournal.com/darker_london/tag/the+templar though you have to remember the most recent stuff is at the top, AND not all of it is public. In fact, 90% of it is not.

AND HAHAHHAHAH Check it. Peter's tag is HUGE. And it has all the tags under it I still haven't converted over. Which means he'll be at over 1,000. ARRggghhhhh! Whyyyyyyy. But yes, see what I mean by most of it being locked?

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Behold how I am somewhat offensive! [Monday, October 19th, 2009 @ 1:16pm]
[ mood | cheerful ]



HAhahahahahahhahaa! You know, if dispatching Pennwise was done this way, It would have been a very different book! Instead of the ritual of Chud (minus one umlauty thing) they just lure him on front of a television set and blast Beyonce at him. GO, PENNYWISE GO...AHHAHAHAHHAAHAH WE GOT YOU NOW!

It would have been much shorter and somewhat less enjoyable, but very a-a-a-amusing.

Ah, Stephen King in-jokes. ILY Mr King. Marry me.

He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts. That's a bit different than Single Ladies!

And, completely off-topic, at work when I am on break I put my Sirius Black action figure up so my team leader knows. Except today I forgot and my boss said, "You're on break where's your little troll?!" And I was like "IT'S SIRIUS BLACK OMG!" And she thought that was hilarious... He needed to have his honour defended!

*shifty*

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[Saturday, October 17th, 2009 @ 3:22pm]
[ mood | awake ]

http://aidswalklosangeles2009.kintera.org/faf/donorReg/donorPledge.asp?ievent=315927&supid=236792514

That's a link to my friend Chris Jambor's AIDS Walk LA page. He's walking and raising funds, so if you feel like sponsoring him for a good cause, and you have the ability to do so, please do.

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The best conversations come from love... [Friday, October 16th, 2009 @ 10:35pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Lewi and I went out to eat tonight. I know OoooOOoooo date omg!!1! Anyway, the following occurred as we were walking to the restaurant. Technically as we were stopped at an intersection waiting to cross the street.

Me: "HOMG!" *points at the seemingly empty road in wonder, mouth wide open*
Lewi: "What?"
Me: "A bird totally just pooed SO big and it landed there! HAHAHHAHAHA!"
Lewi: "....wow."
Me: "I KNOW! HAHHAH LOOK! LOOK AT THAT BIT THERE! SPLASHBACK! HAHHAHA!"
Lewi: "Honey, no..."
Me: "YES, LOOK AT IT!" *Points*
Lewi: "....you show me the nicest things."

Seven years people. Seven years of romance and we're giggling at bird poop.

...technically that was just me ;)

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It's gettin' a little emotional all up in here... [Thursday, October 15th, 2009 @ 11:07pm]
[ mood | loved ]

I have the coolest big sister ever. And the coolest little brother. And the awesomest mommy.

Pretty darn lucky, that's me.

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OH look, she isn't bashing Sarah Brightman for once... [Thursday, October 15th, 2009 @ 8:20am]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

Riding through a rainy, morning Melbourne while listening to Phantom of the Opera at maximum volume?

Awesome.

And if I hadn't been on a tram I'da been doin' my awesome Sarah Brightman impression. I didn't, however, think the other morningites needed to hear it, even if I do rock a Brightman impression ;)

"LET THE DREAM BEGIN, LET YOUR DARKER SIDE GIVE IN TO THE POWER OF THE MUSIC THAT I WRITEEEEEEEE! THE POWER OF THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT MORN!"

Yeah, you sing it Phanty. ILY. SRSLY ♥

"YOU ALONE CAN MAKE MY SONG TAKE FLIGHT! HELP ME MAKE THE MUSIC OF THE NIGHT MORN!"

Aaaand I'm done :D

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A lovely example of workplace behaviour [Wednesday, October 14th, 2009 @ 8:14am]
[ mood | crazy ]

Dear Poopoohead,

Oh, it is so on.

I will use the milk to make my oaties if I want and you can KISS MY GRITS! Except no, because I want to eat them and if you kissed them I'd be all D:

You're probably the meaniemoo who stole all my Ovaltine. I'll get you. Just you wait. I have spies everywhere. Well...Lisa and Cassie. BUT THEY ARE ON TO YOU! YOU PROBABLY STOLE MY MUG TOO! AND MY FORK which I am absolutely, positively, mostly sure I didn't accidentally throw out. Oh no. It was you, you smug, little, Ovaltine-stealer. And when you least expect it, I am going to steal something of yours. Like your paper clips. Or I will staple allllll your papers together and then steal your clawey remover-staplesy-thing! HAHAHA!

JUST YOU WAAAIITTTTTTT!

*shifty eyes*

Observationally Yours,

Lara

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[Tuesday, October 13th, 2009 @ 8:15am]
[ mood | annoyed ]

THOU SHALT NOT BOGART MY OVALTINE!!!

She hath spoken. Thus shall it be.

(ZOMG Data/Geordie foreverz omgz!!1!)

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[Friday, October 9th, 2009 @ 8:46pm]
[ mood | morose ]

Leave it to Dylan. And of course the lovely people at the Dylan forum. Smiling again.

Why?

Well, teddy bears mostly. )

Oh, Dylan. Only you could look that disgruntled in that situation. ILY. ♥

EDIT: WOW and this... http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/10/world/10nobel.html?_r=2

Okay then!

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IT IS 8:16 IN THE MORNING WHHHYYYYYYYYYY? [Friday, October 2nd, 2009 @ 8:11am]
[ mood | hyper ]

Dear Marble Mocha,

OMGIthinkIloveyou.

Obsessively Yours,

Lara

I am sad because once I drink him (yes, him) then he will be gone. :*(

Ahem. Also, my hair smells of lillies and my desk smells of croissaint. Because I has one, not...because it's dirty with croissaint crumbs. Also, because I do not have Firefox at work to tell me if I am spelling incorrectly, I have no idea if it is spelled 'croissaint'. Stupid foreign words!

Said the lady with the linguistics degree in foreign languages... Ausgezeichnet!

:D

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Run, Eric Bana, Run! [Wednesday, September 30th, 2009 @ 1:39pm]
[ mood | rushed ]

I didn't wake up on time this morning! I still managed to get to work 5 minutes before nine, thanks to the lovely Lewi. But usually I am an hour early, so this was most distressing. I have to say though...it feels like I've been here for about ten minutes, and it's already almost 2, which leaves only 3 hours left.

Weird.

Maybe I should sleep in every day?! (Watch Lewi negate this 'plan' with utter vehemency.)

:D

Also, I love Ovaltine. Stupid, addictive malt.

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[Thursday, September 24th, 2009 @ 11:24pm]
[ mood | bitchy ]



WOW. Just wow. WOW wow wow. Fundies creep me oouttttttt!

Kirk Cameron, I dislike you greatly. And I used to love you on Growing Pains. Screw you for going loop-de-loop. This video looks like a hoax. Unfortunately it is not. My brother suggests that if you ARE on a campus where this little book giveaway happens, take the books, rip out the first fifty pages and redistribute. That way you're simply passing along literature and not a fundie diatribe.

PS regardless of Darwin's attitude towards women, people of other races, or a Nazi leader who lived AFTER HIS DEATH, that does not mean his theory of natural selection is not scientifically sound. THAT MAKES NO SENSE. That's like saying you don't like food because oxygen is pretty. THEY ARE IN NO WAY CONNECTED!

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[Monday, September 21st, 2009 @ 9:28pm]
[ mood | silly ]

"Looking up into thousands of snowflakes is a confusing image. Especially for someone who is losing his mind."

...yes. Thank you Mister Director of Deception. I can say, without a doubt, that you would be correct there, sir. Very astute. *pats* Probably looking at ANYTHING is confusing when losing one's mind, however.

My favourite comment from the director's commentary on Deception, however was:

"We were a little worried because Ewan and Hugh were not tennis players. We thought that you could see they were beginners. But they were great. I mean, we have Obi-Wan and Wolverine, of course they could do it."

Yeeaaahhhh good point there! Totally forgot Ewan was Obi-Wan watching that. He's just so nerdy.

Clearly, my night has been productive ;)

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[Sunday, September 20th, 2009 @ 1:13pm]
[ mood | silly ]

LOL WHUT!?

/vague

Also, I had a dream I was in Tim Burton's new Alice movie. Ahhahah that was entertaining. Really though, I can't wait for it. Anyone who has ACTUALLY READ the freakin' novel will know Burton is pretty much the only person who will be able to do a movie adaptation correctly. I watched the Disney one once and wanted to throw it out the window. And I do LOVE the Natalie Gregory one (Carol Channing is also in it, and it's worth watching, just for her manscreams) but it's still not right. The book is CREEPY. Not a kid's book.

I am looking forward to this with great anticipation!

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[Friday, September 18th, 2009 @ 11:05pm]
[ mood | shocked ]
[ music | Red Dragion Tattoo~Fountains of Wayne ]

I was born in Seattle. I know how to eat seafood. I have gone crabbing, steamed the crabs, shelled them, and then eaten them. I have done all of it myself. And tonight while trying to eat a crab, I SHOT PIECES OF IT INTO MY EYE LIKE A FREAK!

I am so unco ;)

But I'm listening to Fountains of Wayne and they're bouncy :D And really, it was hilarious. It hurt SOOOOOO very much, but I couldn't.stop.laughing.

Who does that. You know...besides me.

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[Friday, September 18th, 2009 @ 3:46pm]
[ mood | silly ]

Today? I answered the phone, "Lara Moses, this is Fees speaking." And then I tried not to die laughing while talking to a student who was severely confused. I'm never going to live this one down, though I did take the opportunity to shout, "That's right, I AM FEES" to my coworkers (who were sniggering) when I had finished the conversation.

Ahhahahahaa oh god, me.

And then I ran into a divider, and while walking to lunch, I almost twisted my ankle in a pothole on Smith Street.

I am AWESOME today, but at least I'm in a pretty good mood anyway!

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[Wednesday, September 16th, 2009 @ 6:24pm]
[ mood | bouncy ]

Yesterday we talked to Clare and it made me very happy because Clare is awesomecakes and WE MISS HER.

:D

...that is all!

OH except I am so totally buying all seven seasons of ST:TNG and y'all can bite me :D GO PICARD!

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[Saturday, September 12th, 2009 @ 4:39pm]
[ mood | loved ]

The power was out but then I bought some jeans!

WHOOHOOO!

And then? AND THEN?! The power came back on.

*nods sagely*

And because I said it to Ali, but it bears repeating for all my peeps:



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[Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 @ 2:05pm]
[ mood | amused ]

I went to the website to read about the sequel to my second favourite children's book ever The 101 Dalmations. The sequel is called Starlight Barking and Ali TOLD me it was weird. And then I read the wiki page.

The dogs travel to Trafalgar Square where they are addressed from the top of Nelson's Column by Sirius, Lord of the Dog Star, an extraterrestrial dog.

That is awesome.

Having just been there, I can freaking imagine it hahhhahahhaa! Nelson's Column is freakin' huge! Like no humans would realise this alien dog up there barking to his dog friends. I suggest he rent out that platform in Trafalgar Square where he can present his extraterrestrial views as if they were part of an performance art piece, or political activism. Then he would totally blend in.

Oh, Dodie Smith, you're crazy! ♥

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[Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 @ 12:00am]
[ mood | impressed ]

I have the coolest nephews and nieces in the world.

What amazing young people.

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[Monday, September 7th, 2009 @ 4:09pm]
[ mood | restless ]

You know what's awesome? Watching A Film With Me In It (a Dylan Moran movie) and realising one of the scenes was filmed just off the coast of Clontarf, and that I've been there. I recognised it. It made me really happy.

Now I should watch the REST of the movie, considering that is only 6 minutes in ;)

Set my soul on fire

[Sunday, September 6th, 2009 @ 9:46pm]
[ mood | pleased ]

Lewi picked up my transcripts from La Trobe so I can apply for my postgraduate programs, and I had forgotten how awesome I did! I look at my transcripts now and I'm all proud. Especially of my A/HD in Teaching Maths Method. That essay I did kicked ARSE (92% thank you very much!) and the practicals were also awesome!

It makes me all excited to study again. I was all 'oooh, essay writing' last week. But yeah. I CAN do it. And I can do it well. Sometimes it's just nice to be reminded, even if it IS bittersweet because my awesome marks are being wasted because I won't teach with the Aussie curriculum the way it is.

Cest la vie. Time to move on.

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[Friday, September 4th, 2009 @ 8:37am]
[ mood | giggly ]

List of Things Lara Doesn't Hold With

I need a piece of the LFOD with me!! And I really like complaining... :D

LOOK AT ME GO! I even made it a sticky post hhehehehehe!

It's therapy, m'kay :P

DINNER AND BSG WITH DARCLADY TONIGHT! *rejoices*

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[Monday, August 31st, 2009 @ 10:46am]
[ mood | amused ]

*snort* While I was gone, Campus Operations circulated the email which said the following:

Please note that you need to hold the buttons in the toilet to get a full flush – remember to check the bowl as other people need to use the facilities after you. Would you also inform your postgraduate students as I don’t have email addresses for them.

Juuuussstttt wow. And that was the entire email, so it wasn't piggy-backing another issue. Good for a laugh, though!

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OH HOW FITTING [Sunday, August 30th, 2009 @ 5:50pm]
[ mood | peaceful ]

WOW some people make me so sad for humans. I just hate it when people have blinders on, and they can't see it. It's crappy. And I'm worrying about someone who has treated me with SO little regard; I wish I didn't have the empathy I do. Unfortunately, I was cursed with it. So...may you not be 'rewarded' with the Karma you deserve, even though it might just make you a better human being in the process.

*sigh*

Anyway, I'm home in Melbourne! And I spent almost the entire afternoon sleeping on the sofa! I want to re-watch the Most Haunted episodes of the places I visited, so I can laugh at their antics while now knowing the place. Eeeeiiii!

I miss my girls. Leah and Ali and I had supreme cuddles in the Christchurch airport! They're so awesome! And I got Jensnuggles for giving her an NW with RPattz in it, and Cath snuggles before I left, and that was awesome! I did not, however, catch some Ness-snuggles before she left after crashing on Friday, but they can be online ones!!

And I am now an addict of Battlestar Galactica, The IT Crowd, and The Flying Burrito Brothers (that is a restaurant...)

Being back is weird. My STUFF is here. So strange. Anyway, that'd be the end of my 2009 trip updates, alas. On with the show.

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[Thursday, August 27th, 2009 @ 1:15pm]
[ mood | lazy ]

LEAHFOREHEADKISS!!!

YEAH!!

Also Adrimon *SQUEAL* And I get to see Battlestar Galactica and Urban Legends and POPCORN and coffee with cream and ♥

I love New Zealand.

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[Friday, August 21st, 2009 @ 2:39pm]
[ mood | amused ]

We were playing the game Apples to Apples, which is a game where one person pulls a card with a describing word, and the rest of the people have hands of seven nouns. The point of the game is to find one or two nouns from your hand which the describing word describes and then the person who had the describing word judges which noun works best. SO, if I pull the card and it says 'Snazzy' and you have a hand of seven cards you have to choose which fits best. Like 'tuxedo' or 'James Bond' or even something funny like 'potatoes'.

So, the word was 'Spunky'. MMhmmm. The card suggested 'Spunky' meant Upbeat, uplifting, cheerful. Of course, it means other things in slang terms. Which I won't link from my mother's work computer, but look it up in the urban dictionary, okay. Anyway, the person judging ended up with lots of cards, and one among them which said 'My Bedroom'. Which is HILARIOUS in the slang way! It won, and guess who put it in there?

My MOTHER.

Which is SHOCKING if you know her. And when we asked if she knew what the slang term meant? She did. Which is why she put it in there.

I am going to laugh about it FOREVER. :D!

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